Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Melaka - Chicken Rice Ball story ...

In search for Malaca best Hainanese Chicken Rice @ jonker street ..
as usual .. there are many that claim they are the Original and Best
and many are fakes (someone that i believe do not taste his own
cooking before serving to customer ... )

He're a story to tell ....



the Q at Chung Wah Hainanse Chicken Rice Ball ...
notice the weather never stop these loyals patrions ...
they are so far the best here .... not the best in Malacca
or Malaysia ok ... FYI

here's my blog on them on my last trip
=>Chung Wah Hainanese Chicken Rice Ball



i drive 3 hours in a heavy rain ....for hainanese ball ball rice ...
be welcome by more crowd and long Q ... basket ... so i left
for my next on my list ......



wah lau ... He Ji Hainanese Chicken Rice Ball also very very long Q ...
basket ..... rainy days sure makes alot of people hungry ....
dammit ... so i walk on along Jonker Street ....



i stumble upon this shop ... i never tried them .. nor know them..
what the hell ... here no Q ... just need to find a place to seat ..


wah !!! even the famous HK Food tasting GURU is here before..
should be F#$%^ good laa ... ha ha ha


even the King was here ..... oooo i can't wait for my
ball ball rice ......


read this .... no joke ok ...


looks ..............

might be deceiving ....

this ball ball rice taste like eating a ball of starch !!!
if u break it .. hardly u can spot a complete grain of rice ......
gummy starchy taste ... WTF ! melamine Rice ????
i think they use cheap broken rice and mix with glutanoius rice
so that easier to roll to a ball ...
when i cut across the rice ball i can see the slime
stickiness ... like a rotten Rice Dumpling ....
i give 0.4/10 why .. because i'm so hungry to reject even shit ..


if u think the ball ball rice is a mixture of melamine .. this is even
better ...
this char siew taste like ur eating or actually chewwing a
tree root marinated with char siew source ....
i swear to my own god that i never eaten this godforsaken
food ever in my life .... WTF !!!!!
i give them 0.5/10 ... to waste food is a sin ... anyway i cannot
get refund ...



hainanese chicken my ass !!!!
the worse Hainanese Chicken ever tasted in my F$%^ life ...
i bet this shop has won the Malacca Worse Food Stall ...
the chicken meat .... very corse ... very very over cooked ..
dry inside ...and

tasteless ... some chicken smell but no taste like chicken..
as if it has been abducted by aliens and all the chicken's juice
has been drawned out to make essence of Chicken and just
leave this piece-o-cascass chuck of meat ....

WTF ???? you leave us with corse meat without the chicken
flavour and it;s not tender either ....
0.6/10 ....



the only edible stuff here is the fish ball .. i'm no biased b$%^d
if it's a good food i give high rating ... if not ... you'll be cursed
evertime i remembered on how much i pay for your SHIT ...

so i give this a 7/10 because it really has fishy taste in it ..
and the bite is quite Q ... that's a mandarin food term ... no english
subtitle here ..


i pay so i can have the say ... don't you think so ???
anyway i'm a consumer, so i have every single rights
to complain and to share with my friends or anybody
that came across my blog ...


anyway i'm in no intention to bring this shop down ..
just that it has disgrace itself to sell us nonsense !!!

F#$% AVOID THIS SHOP ... unless you don't mind
regretting .... then by all means ... go and eat his shit ...


do drop comments if anyone do share your experiece
with this shop .. anyway i have 3 freinds that agree with me
so i'm sure i woke up from the right side of the bed ....

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